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I have no pop cultural or real world reference to make with this. I think I’m just being weird. Or I’m thinking about Doc Brown with a colander on his head. Whatever. Linus couldn’t light it up with his own brainpower because he is not smart. He had to plug it in.
PS LOOK AT HOW DIRTY HIS CHIN IS
Linus looks like an old man, so he shall wear purple
With a big red hat that doesn’t go (but might suit him)
He shall spend his time on stealing straws and stalking birds
and squirrels, and then say he didn’t know there was glass there.
He shall sit on the ottoman when he is tired,
and gobble up treats from people and press his face on them,
and run up and down the hall for no reason but
to make up for his sad kittenhood.
He shall sneak into the basement
and bat at the spiders in their webs
and learn absolutely nothing.
(Because he’s a dummy.)
Linus’ lack of boundaries: “Can I smell your mouth? I’m gonna smell your mouth.”
Which, since he has THE FLATTEST FACE EVER and THE SMALLEST NOSE EVER, means that he’s gonna get way way way up in your facial business. You will feel fur and whiskers. You will smell cat food.
I live with a pug that does the same thing! Minus the cat food, he just smells like jerky.
Linus is also usually damp-to-dripping because he’s bad at drinking out of his bowl (and has a lot of eye goo). I imagine pugs are like that, too!
Linus’ lack of boundaries: “Can I smell your mouth? I’m gonna smell your mouth.”
Which, since he has THE FLATTEST FACE EVER and THE SMALLEST NOSE EVER, means that he’s gonna get way way way up in your facial business. You will feel fur and whiskers. You will smell cat food.
Linus’ people-daddy and I decided that any proceeds from the Linus in Hats Cafepress Shop will be donated to the rescue from which we adopted him - Zani’s Furry Friends. (I also donated about a foot of hair to Locks of Love a couple days ago WE ARE CLEARLY FEELING A CHARITY BUZZ)
..mainly so our moms could buy like thirty-seven Linus calendars to give people for Christmas. And so I can have a new mousepad.
